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Free Always Infinity

Posted on Oct 13, 2008 at 11:29 am

These free Always Infinity samples from Walmart don't actually always last for infinity, do they? If so, that's a pretty poor business model. I can only imagine the corporate meeting a year from now when the head of sales is explaining to his bosses that they've already sold a product to every consumer in America. He'll probably have a chart behind him with a comically giant red arrow pointing straight down and they'll all think they're doomed.

Then I'll come in and point out that their brand name doesn't have to be taken literally. I'll then grab the chart, flip it around so that the arrow is pointing straight up, and the boardroom will cheer.

The moral of this story is I've always wanted to flip a chart around like they do in the cartoons.

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2 Comments, join the convo

  1. Kat says

    October 13, 2008 at 07:22 pm

    Not to burst your bubble, but hasn’t Stride Gum been making this joke for a while now? 😉

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  2. Jacob says

    October 13, 2008 at 01:18 pm

    The moral of the story is…. you have to much free time lol 🙂 :-p

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