EDIT: When I click the link below, it says they're out of sample. However when I copy & paste the link, the signup form appears!
https://www.amazinggrass.com/sample-request/
Todays free Amazing Grass superfood comes with two samples along with a recipe book. You'll get Green Superfood The Original and Protein Superfood Chocolate Peanut Butter.
I'm reluctant to admit how long my parents spent teaching me not to eat grass, so I looked up what this freebie actually does. It supposedly contains a “daily dose of nutritious whole greens, chock full of all of the necessary vitamins and minerals you and your family need.” Oh nice, that's way better than my childhood experience, where grass only contained dirt and stomach aches!
It’s hard to belief the guy who makes sure we get free donuts on National Donut Day is even suggesting we request….grass. Next you’ll be encouraging us to participate in National Go Outside and Eat Grass Day, I suppose. I’ll take my chocolate and peanut butter in the form of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, thank you.
How about a chocolate, peanut butter, and grass doughnut?!
Actually, just thinking about that made me a tad nauseous. I need some chocolate to calm down.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo. Glazed chocolate donut–no grass. Some things are sacred.