EDIT: Now dead 🙁
Wal Mart is back with another freebie, this time being some *takes a deep breath*. Seriously, every company should hire somebody like me to be Head of Product Naming and it'd be my job to make sure that names of our items weren't A) excessively long and B) actually made sense. I think you can guess which rule this free toothpaste violates.
[via the forums]