I'm not sure what an artic monkey is, nor what a beer mat is, but if you want a, than today's your lucky day! When I think of beer mats I think of something that is placed possible under a mug of beer to prevent the mug from sliding around on the table like a coaster? Or maybe it's like a door mat where you wipe your feet, only with this you put it around your beer in case you spill it. But that doesn't work, because who in their right mind would spill their beer?
I can't wait to get this and actually see what it is!