Auntie Anne’s Birthday Freebie

Auntie Anne's Pretzels Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free pretzel
Today's Freebie Free pretzel after your first purchase of at least $1
Type
  • Appetizer
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Auntie Anne's birthday freebie calls me a pretzel lover, which is overstating things a little. Yet it goes on to say “birthday cake, shmirthday cake.”

DID THEY JUST DIS BIRTHDAY CAKE?!

Pretzels are barely more than fancy stale bread while birthday cake is the physical manifestation of a magical fairyland populated by rainbows, unicorns, and Lady Rainicorns.

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I'm a nationally renowned freebie finder & sample vetter, which I never imagined I'd be doing while getting my Bachelor's Degree in History almost 20 years ago. In my spare time, I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.