Take a pledge to “go technology-free for one hour every Friday night this summer” and get a coupon for a free 2-liter of A&W root beer! The coupon is good up to $1.99 on any regular or diet A&W flavor.
One awesome perk is you get to choose between a snail mail coupon or printing your coupon from home. Attention all freebie companies, please copy A&W and do this with all future freebies! I hereby demand it as King Goob, Lord of Freebies. If you opt for home delivery, expect your coupon in 6-8 weeks.
Speaking of which, with all the pledges we've taken over the years, we must have broken a bunch of them. If HIF existed in the Game of Thrones universe, I'd be labeled an Oathbreaker within a week.