If you've ever looked at a bamboo pole and thought “I'd like to swipe that through my butt,” then I've got great news! You can now sign up here and request free Bim Bam Boo toilet paper made from 100% sustainable bamboo trees. Turns out bamboo grows to maturity in only 2 years compared to the 30+ years it takes for other trees currently used for toiler paper.
The signup form is an unusual Google Form, but it's only a single page and the company is legit.