Here's a site offering free Dr. Barbara Strum Microbiotic … stuff. I don't know what this goop is and I can't be bothered to learn. And who is Dr. Barbara Strum? Beats me. I'm guessing she's a doctor?
What can I say, my work ethic is second to none just as long as it's compared to none. Don't mind me, I'm just bummed this is microbiotic instead of micro robotics.
The confirmation page says “you'll receive an email confirmation if your sample request is approved” so I'm not 100% certain this will arrive.
