Don't get me wrong, I'm as happy as a clam at tide that we have a free Beneful Healthy Smile dog food offer today. But come on, Beneful, who are we kidding here? My first dog literally ate my second dog's vomit this morning. Her smile doesn't crack the Top 100 list of things I worry about when she wakes me up with a sloppy kiss. Get back to me when you've invented doggie Listerine.
[thanks to Hiffer Debra for posting this to our Facebook page!]