EDIT: Looks like there's a potato famine 🙁
My imagination runs wild during most of the day and I often come up with goofy scenarios. One faithful daydream is to pretend every imaginary character came to life and waged war against humans. Where would Betty Crocker fit in? Making her a cook would be too cliche. I could see her as a doctor on the front line, but the more I think about it, the more I picture her as a reporter/propaganda spinner. She seems to have a trustworthy appeal about her that I can't quite put my finger on.
Oh, yeah, the freebie.!