EDIT: Now dead
This free Bic lighter actually looks pretty darn cool. Although, let me go ahead and warn you, I don't think you'll be able to write with this like you can with other Bic products. I mean, you're free to try though, but you might not want to use flammable paper or anything. This is also the time where I conviently point to HIF's Terms of Service, which clearly state that after you have finished reading this sentence, you cannot hold me liable for any bodily harm or structural damage you incure while using this product and that you also hereby grant me full power of attorney over you and your loved ones. Gee, thanks for agreeing to all that!