If you're anything like me (God help you), then you'll probably think this free Botanical Boost has something to do with gardening. Turns out the Universe enjoys playing practical word panks on people like us, because this is actually some sort of hair product. To heck with it though! As soon as I get this freebie, I'm spraying it all over my tomato plants. I'll let you know how the ensuing bout of food poisoning turns out for me.