Unfortunately, the second word in the title above only contains two n's, which means this is just a. I think we all can agree it would have been much cooler if this was a “cannon water bottle.” I could go either way with it too: it could be a cannon that shoots water bottles or a water bottle in the shape of a cannon.
You know, the next President should make a new Cabinet position titled Secretary of Awesome Ideas and then give me a call. I wouldn't even mind being placed near the bottom of the line of succession!
Oh yeah, this freebie does require a nine question survey about the last time you contacted Canon's customer service department. I've owned so many different computers over the years that I'm sure I've contacted them at least once before.