EDIT: And it's Hiffed!
Finally, there's a freebie that both myself and my vehicle can enjoy together: a free Car and Driver magazine subscription! I'm not sure what reading level she's on, but hopefully she'll enjoy the pictures. I'll pull her into the garage, give her a warm bottle of fresh motor oil, and we can enjoy a nice evening together. Hopefully there'll be a 50 question “How Compatible Are You And Your Driver” quiz in the back. Those are always fun.