Chick-fil-A's free Cow Appreciation Day is fast approaching (it's on Friday, July 9 this year) and all you have to do is dress up like a cow. I know, it sounds weird, but you don't have to go all out. Just print out their and you'll get a free entree. If you “fully dress” as a cow, you'll get a free combo meal.
I have bad news though. The cow costume that I wore two years ago was accidentally throw away recently. It's a tragedy on par with the dinosaurs extinction or at the very least the dodos. I'm not sure how much value I added to the world by dressed up as a cow and asking people to milk my utters.