How's this for an early heads up? On Monday (September 1, 2008), you can get a free three count chicken strip order at Chick-fil-A from 10:30 am until 10:00 pm. All you have to do is wear anything with a football logo, which is way easier (and less embarrassing) than when I had to dress up like a cow last month. Heck, you don't even have to wear a jersey – they'll accept hats, t-shirts, probably even underwear. Just make sure it has the logo of a football team and you're set.
(Note: HIF and Goob take no responsibility if you try to get this freebie wearing nothing but underwear. Of course, you'll probably get the freebie, but you'll also probably end up with your photo in the local paper's police report and being the target of ridicule amongst your friends for years. Hmmm, free food or untarnished reputation? I know, it's a tough call.)