My email has blown up from Hiffers sharing this coupon for free chips & queso at Chili's. I had no idea so many people ate there. I know there's one nearby, but I couldn't give you directions to it for a million bucks. Although if you were offering me a million dollars in exchange for directions to a restaurant only miles away, I have faith that I'd be able to find alternate methods to taking your money.
[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]