You can request a free cigar tube from Black and Mild today. After logging in, look in the bottom right of the screen for the offer, then “submit your wit.” Basically, they want you to send in a funny joke or something, which… wait a minute, that's a thing?! I could just get y'all be start sending me your jokes?! I've been doing all this work over the last decade for nothing!
After you toss in your wit, click the cigar image and you'll get a confirmation screen asking if your address is correct. If everything looks good, hit submit on that page, then sit back and relax knowing you've found a home for a single cigar in 6-8 weeks. It's like adopting a pet, only far less rewarding and significantly unhealthier!