Not only is Walmart giving away some free Cottonelle Ultra toilet paper, but they're including a sample of the wet wipes as well. Hopefully this double freebie will be enough to keep me from trying to understand why dogs are schilling toilet paper.
I figure there are only two possible solutions: either the paper is made out of dogs *shudders* or these dogs are some sort of geniuses who are super advanced and know how to use toilet paper. If that's the case, who in the world trained them so well? Heck, look at the website – one of them is wearing a sleep mask. I can't even figure out how to put one of those things on! They always get tangled on my head and then the bands snap and suddenly I'm not tired anymore.
Nope. Looks like it wasn't enough.