I'm not much of a smoker, but I do enjoy the occassional cigar and they're always best when free! Enter this free Cubero cigar offer. I've never smoked them before, but that's never stopped me in the past. Things that have stopped me include thunderstorms, derisive siblings, and a swarm of hornets that were out for blood.
Unfortunately you're out of luck if you live in Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York, Utah, or Washington. Blame your lawmakers.