The website for thisoffer seems to make a big deal out of the fact that their products can be stored in your pantry for up to 25 years while remaining edible. Is that supposed to be impressive? I still eat food from my Y2K stash all the time. Why just last night I found a carton of egg salad and it was delicious.
*performs a quick Google search*
Please excuse me while I phone Poison Control.
[via the forums]