If you represent “a commercial entity,” then you can request from P&G some free Dawn Manual Pot & Pan dish cleaner. They'll send you a rather large 38oz sample within 2-4 weeks.
This is clearly aimed at businesses. So if you request this and don't represent a business, it's on you to solve that moral quandary! Is it stealing? Are they a faceless conglomerate ruining the planet for profit at our expense? Are you “sticking it to the man” by ordering this? What's his name? Bob or Frank? Are we exempt from the moral implications since P&G didn't care enough to use anything beyond the hilariously fool-prone honor system? Is it just soap and we're overthinking it?
Hi, I'm Professor Goob, and we'll cover these topics and more during our semester in Freebie Philosophy 101.
