EDIT: Looks to be dead.
Whenever I talk about art, I sound like an absolute idiot.
“Oh yeah, I really like the, uh, the colors. And look at the swirls! Those are really…swirly…and stuff.”
Maybe if I sign up for a free Decorative Arts magazine subscription, I can read up on the latest art trends and at least sound as if I've taken a basic art class somewhere along the line.