EDIT: This is no longer available, but the next giveaway should start up shortly!
Uh-oh, it's yet another Sam's Club freebie. Seeing as how the one I posted this morning died so fast, I should publish thispost before it expires as well.
The only bad news is that Sam's Club's head of marketing must have had a bad lunch, because she's angry again and demanding a member ID. As usual, nine random digits seems to work, but … oh crap, the Moral Police just pulled up in front of my place. Can I hide in your basement for a few days?