We get some flak for telling people to make up Sam's Club membership numbers. I even went so far as to get Adam and I matching bomber jackets. HIF doesn't have a mascot, so I had to use my own likeness for the pinup girl on the back. It looks just as disturbing as the image now in your head.
Anyway, Sam's Club is offering free Dove Daily Moisture and, like always, nine random numbers will work for the ID field. The signup page says we'll be getting a “free sample of Dove Hair.” So … new hair for everybody!