This free Dr. Scholl's For Her shoe insole signup form was having all kinds of trouble yesterday, but it looks to be working now. I think it's silly that they're only sending out one insole, but maybe I'll change my mind when I start hopping around on one foot.
That's an exceptionally lame joke (I don't even think it's a joke), but it was my backup option. Plan A was to joke about how Dr. Scholl is a fictional character who isn't a real doctor, but then history had to get in the way and prove me wrong. I hate it when I'm foiled by facts!