Thiswould be a lot more appealing if it came with an actual elf. I could use an elf. I wouldn't complain if I ended up with a gremlin or gnome though. I'm not picky when it comes to which legendary creature I get for free.
Just think of all the pranks we could pull! He could fetch me a snack or drink whenever I asked and he'd always know exactly where I left my glasses or remote control. When I got home, he'd be waiting by the door with a stiff drink in hand and … wait. I think I'm confusing an elf with a butler. That happens more often than you'd think.