Free Elf Yourself Calendar

I'm still confused as to the reasoning of this freebie after researching it for 20 minutes, but stick with me here. If you want a free “year-at-a-view” Elf Yourself calendar at OfficeMax, then go to the site and upload a photo of you or your kids, dogs, whatever. You'll then be subjected to a terrifying rendition of We Wish You a Merry Christmas, so quickly mash the “Free Calendar” button in the top right before your last glimmers of sanity flicker out.

Upon reaching this stage, you'll get a code that you can print out and take to your local OfficeMax ImPress counter and get the free “year-at-a-view” calendar featuring you Elf Yourself image, which is a $6.99 value.

If you say so.