Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa….whoa. How can anybody look at this free Fancy Feast Appetizers for cats and not ask the following question: since when do cats get appetizers? I don't even get appetizers! The day my cat starts eating better than me is the day I throw in the towel and start acting like a cat. I can lick myself whenever I want, six hour naps in the afternoon aren't frowned upon, and free belly scratches on demand.
[via Chris – thanks!]