EDIT: Here's athat might work!
I'm not particular about my water. To me? Water is water. That's why whenever my wife says that the water “tastes funny”, well, I find that funny. Especially because it doesn't matter in the end when you're just adding Crystal Light to it!
But I guess that doesn't matter if you have a Filtrate system and do this survey for a free Filtrate filter or water bottle. Nope, you get filtered water. Not like that tastes funny. I don't see the station laughing!