I need a reset on today.
Here's a free Garnier Fructis Triple Nutrition Shampoo & Conditioner offer. It's a Facebook link, but you simply have to go there and then click the bit.ly link, which will take you to a non-Facebook form. After you sign up, you can then laugh at the above picture for an appropriate amount of time, which I'm currently deeming to be 19 minutes.
If you signed up earlier this month, use another email address.