EDIT: Hiffed 🙁
Garnier blew up the Freebie World ((Patent and map pending.)) in May and then took two months off to, I don't know, restock. With what, you ask? Well, how about some free Garnier Moisture Rescue? From the looks of it, they recently learned how to squash grapes for a purpose other than getting drunk, which I have to say is a waste. If Garnier really wanted to impress me, they'd invent a product centered around squashed green beans, zucchini, and squash. That way I wouldn't have to keep inventing new ways to feed those to the dogs.