This free Garnier SkinActive sheetmask is great for many things. It will hydrate your face or refresh your skin with ease. However, it makes for a terrible sheet or mask.
I wrote my entire senior thesis on one of these, only to receive an F for “illegible scribbling.” Having flunked out of college, my only career alternative was a life of crime. I didn't make it two steps out of the bank before the cops arrested me. I still don't understand how they saw through my disguise, but I've got 15-30 years to ponder that mystery.