I hope the free Gillette body wash doesn't pass itself off as shampoo as well. I've never trusted products saying they're two things crammed into one bottle. It's like that peanut butter and jelly Goober, mixed together inside a tube. It's just not natural! Before you know it, we'll be eating entire meals out of tubes and using one type of soap to wash not just our bodies, but our dishes, clothes, and pets as well.
Ah dang it, now I've got the mental image of my dogs jumping into the shower with me and making me smell like a wet dog. Thanks a lot, Gillette.