EDIT: This is no longer available.
Hey, look! It's a free Glad ForceFlex trash bag from Sam's Club that requires a Member ID. Sure, nine random numbers seems to work fine, but I'm not condoning such an action! Doing so would put me in violation with the Moral Police, who can be a royal pain when they start accusing you of crimes against morality.
“Don't tie your brother up with belts and extension cords, don't tickle your dog's ears while they're sleeping, don't put live spiders in your sister's bed.” Well fine, how about you tell me what I can do! While waiting for your response, I'm gonna go collect some spiders for…uh…research purposes.
[thanks Freebies 4 Mom]