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I spent ten minutes trying to decide what joke to make about this free Golf Digest magazine subscription. My gut reaction was to make fun of how poor my golf skills are, but I've done that a million times already. I could go for the topical Tiger Woods joke, but that's a bit too easy at this point. How about a pun on how digesting food is more entertaining than reading Golf Digest?
As you can see, I took the easy way out and chose none of them! Huzzah!