EDIT: They took away the address field and changed the image text, so I'm assuming this offer is dead. 🙁
As HIF's resident Goob, it took everything in my power not to insert my name into our free goop revitalizing day moisturizer. I know some Hiffers would love a free Goob, but sadly scientists here at HIF Industries have continually failed in their efforts to construct a cloning machine. They successfully managed to build an awesome paper cup skyscraper on my desk during football this weekend, so progress is most definitely being made.
In order to get the signup form to appear, you'll need to look for the image above in the top, right sidebar and click it.