I've always wondered about celebrities that release their own brand of perfumes and colognes, such as this free Halle Berry perfume. Do they have to forever wear their own product? What if they one day start to hate the smell of it? Or what if Jessica Simpson decided to splash on a little of Britney Spears' perfume before dressing in an outfit designed by Elizabeth Hurley? Is that like cheating on her own line?
See folks, that's what I'm here for: to ask the hard questions. I'm waiting on your call, New York Times.