How many times have you wanted to be healthy only to be iunterrupted by having to go? No, not that kind of “going,” get your mind out of the gutter. I'm talking about just being too busy to be healthy and always going places. Take for instance the following scene that I totally made up but that I feel like 100% accurate for everybody in the world.
Billy: Gee golly, I sure wish I could be healthy right now, but I'm so late! I need to go, go, go right now!
Sally: Why don't worry, you can be healthy AND go! Just drink this and you'll be all set!
Billy: Holy moly, that's space age stuff right there! But does it taste good?
Sally: Who cares, it's healthy and you can go with it!
Billy: Well in that case, I'm sold!
I know, my powers of imagination and dialogue writing are outstanding. I'll be waiting for my Emmy now.
[via the forums]