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Free Horny Goat Condom

Posted on Feb 23, 2009 at 11:36 am

*Wha…How…Oh boy. This could be a dangerous post for me. Okay Goob, pull yourself together and try to get through this as cleanly as possible.*

So, who wants a condom from Horny Goat?! *Good job, idiot! Way to be subtle and tasteful.*

Seriously, Horny Goat is a company. A beer company. Giving away condoms. It makes perfect sense! In order to get your free Horny Goat condom, enter the site and click “Where To Get Horny.” I always thought the answer to that question was “everywhere” but apparently there are now designated areas or something.

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11 Comments, join the convo

  1. cait says

    February 25, 2009 at 04:08 am

    I have to agree with Goob, I think it's everywhere and well if they are making designated spots now I can do without lol, the condom that is.

    Reply
  2. Tracy says

    February 24, 2009 at 07:08 pm

    Well this sample came a little to late, as the teenage son already knocked his gf up. Oh well, may as well get it anyway & tell him to use this next time.

    Reply
  3. Julie says

    February 24, 2009 at 01:36 am

    lol! snark! Horney goat…might get a T-shirt for the ex!

    Reply
  4. Alexandra says

    February 24, 2009 at 01:14 am

    LOL!! This reminds me of an OLD SNL skit, a "commercial" for "Goatex – Sanitary Protection for Your Nanny" *Slinks away*

    Reply
  5. misty says

    February 23, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    lol thats why im not doing it!

    Reply
  6. michelle says

    February 23, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    dear God, please don't let it say "free horny goat" on the envelope when my mailman brings it!!!

    Reply
  7. shelly7 says

    February 23, 2009 at 07:07 pm

    This sounds like a creepy condom, hahha I sent one out to my friend.

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    • cashd00d says

      February 23, 2009 at 07:09 pm

      Nice work. Sometimes I send free tampon or diaper samples to my buddies house when I need to get back at him for something.

      Reply
  8. cashd00d says

    February 23, 2009 at 06:03 pm

    As a Wisconsinite, I can say Horny Goat is one of the best local brews I've ever tasted! Their beers come in 4 packs of 16 ounce cans and they're definately worth the price if you see them at your local spot.

    Free condom, eh? Saucey!

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    • Dan says

      March 5, 2009 at 05:31 am

      They're moving to 12 oz. bottles at the end of the March AND they're releasing two new craft brews…

      Hopped Up 'N Horny (IPA) and Exposed (Farmhouse Ale) and of course, Horny Goat Wheat (Beglium Style Wheat Beer)

      Make sure to visit Horny Goat Brewing Co. on Facebook and Myspace. Become a fan and watch out for the Goat is up and coming.

      Reply
  9. Amanda Knight says

    February 23, 2009 at 04:40 pm

    Gotta say that is one snazzy web page.

    Reply

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