I like how this free Huge Boss fragrance offer says it'll take 28 days to arrive. None of this vague 4-6 weeks junk, but an almost ironclad deadline. Heck, I'm going to mark it on my calendar and circle it with a giant red marker like they do in the movies. God help them if they're lying though, because Hell hath no fury like a freebie-less Goob.
[via Tabitha – thanks!]