EDIT: No more freebies, but that sweet music is still there!
Freebie companies, meet me at camera 2. *Goob now spins around in his chair a few times for fun.*
Hey there guys, it's me, Goob. I want to thank all of you for the truck loads of freebies you give away every year. Seriously, they're awesome. But there's one thing I'd like to point out. It's 2010, which means we're about 15 years past auto-playing music being an acceptable practice on a website. Don't get me wrong, I still signed up for some free ideal sweetener, but only after I paused my own music and hunted through the plethora of open tabs on my browser to find out where in the world that Caribbean music was coming from.
So, we cool? You're gonna stop putting music on your sites? Sweet. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say thanks. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to eat some pie and drink lemonade. I'm not sure why I'm suddenly craving those…