EDIT: This freebie is now dead.
Sherri says that this free jar opener is the best she's ever used, so I'm willin to sign up for one. Actually, you have to send them an e-mail requesting one, but that's not too bad. I actually enjoyed reading the list of “other uses” that the jar opener could be used for. Number 1 is a mouthpiece remover for trumpets and tubas. Really?! WOW! Finally, all of us with stuck tuba mouthpieces are saved! I think my next favorite was the one where when you're outside, you can place it over your tea so bugs don't fly in. In fact, I bet myself and whoever came up with that list would get along great.