EDIT: This freebie is dead now.
I'm not sure if I should get this free Jergens Natural Glow Express body moisturizer because it says it works best on people with medium skin tones. How the heck do I tell what my skin tone is? I'm looking at my fingers right now as I type this and they're, um…white. Wait, I see some red areas around my knuckles. So, my current expert opinion puts me at peppermint candy tone. Fantastic. Hey Jergens, do you make a body moisturizer for freaks like me!?
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