John Frieda hair product freebies and samples were quite numerous from 2006-2012. They even gave a single freebie away in 2013, 14, 15, and 19. All told, we found 46 different John Frieda freebies over the years!
While we wait for the next round of available freebies, enjoy some old jokes!
Old HIF Jokes
Here's a super simple form where you can print a coupon good for a full-size free John Frieda Wonder Drops hair mask. That means our hair can rob a bank and possibly get away with it!
You can get a free sample of either Radiant Red, Brilliant Brunette, or Sheer Blonde John Frieda's Hair products by clicking that link and entering your info.
You got that? Click the link. THEN enter in your info. Not here in the comments. For the love of God, if I get another person coming here through a search engine and leaving their address in the comments, I'm going to scream!
This free John Frieda shampoo made me realize my hair volume is pretty low. Heck, it's muted. Does that even make sense? No? DOES IT MAKE SENSE IF I YELL?
Oh man, see what I did there? I “yelled” it by typing in all caps. Like I turned up the “volume.” Get it? Cause we were talking about hair volume and then I wittily started talking about sound volume. You know, cause hair volume is in relation to the amount of space the hair occupies while sound volume correlates to the amplitude of a sound wave. It's a play on words; a pun if you will. But the two definitions are actually closely related, because both volumes increase as the space occupied or amplitude increases. I guess that's why volume is used for both definitions. You could actually argue that they're one in same and that…
But I'm sure you got the pun right away, but continued just to make sure that the pun was intended. I bet you like reading about puns, its a lot of pun… hey, I see what you did there! Replacing the f in pun. What a cheeky Hiffer you are.
The previous free John Frieda shampoo offer this month was limited to certain states, which was pretty annoying. But not this one! It's open to everyone in the good ol' US of A. From Maine to Portugal, from Nebraska to Africa – everybody gets a sample! Okay, I admit, I tended to sleep throughout Social Studies as a kid.
Here's a free John Frieda Root Awakening shampoo offer on Facebook where we're all invited to receive “an exclusive scalp invigorating offer.” They go on to say we should “purify, feed and nourish” our hair. You know what? No. I won't do any of that. I'll wash it and that's it. I already have to remember to feed my dogs, my plants, and myself. I can't be in charge of nourishing anything else.
Folks, somebody broke into my house and ate all of the Halloween candy I'm supposed to give out tomorrow. And, uh, they … okay, I confess, it was me, but it wasn't my fault! Okay, maybe it was my fault, but there was a good reason! Fine, you got me, there wasn't a good reason, but I was hungry and there was nothing else to eat! Oh stop looking at me that way, I admit it, I wasn't even hungry and my pantry is stocked. Dang, you're good at this – are you sure you're not a cop?
As soon as this free John Frieda Brilliant Brunette Liquid Shine Illuminating shampoo and conditioner arrives, I'll use it to wash the shame off.
While signing up for free John Frieda Frizz-Ease shampoo, you'll encounter a drop-down list with over a dozen hair colors and yet not a single one is blue! It's not my fault I happen to be in a rockin' Simpsons tribute band. Although I'm not sure why I chose to be Marge. There were plenty of other male characters to pick from…
I wonder if this free John Frieda Full Repair shampoo and conditioner will fully repair your hair enough to make it grow back fast. Specifically on dogs. Long story short, mine accidentally got into some gum and I had to shave a small part of her back. I think she's self-conscious about it now. Yesterday I caught her wearing a totally noticeable toupee.
This free John Frieda Full Repair is one of those freebies that I have no idea if it'll actually come. There's not much information available on it, but the page is legit and it mentions a freebie at the bottom, so I went ahead and signed up. Tell ya what, if you don't think this will come, I'll guarantee you'll be surprised in six to eight weeks. Either the freebie will show up in your mailbox or I'll personally jump out of a dark doorway and scream at you.
There's a new John Frieda Root Awakening sample available from Walmart and I'm now naturally daydreaming of a world where it actually awakens roots in people's heads. Some people get dandelions sprouting, others get full blown oak trees, and a lucky few get a fruit tree. My luck, I'd get a plum tree or crap grass.
Make sure you take a shot at this free Precision Foam colour offer. It's a coupon for a free full size box but it may take a little patience as their site is getting hammered. It's kind of like getting me to eat my vegetables. You need to take your time, calmly explain that it's in my best interest to eat them, and then maybe hide a portion in my mashed potatoes. I know, I know, first dates with me can be super awkward.
I'll be honest, trying to figure out the secret to this free John Frieda hair care sample is well beyond my mental capacity right now. Based on your answers, you can get either a coupon for a free full sized box of Precision Foam Hair Colour or a small shampoo sample. I'm sure there's a way to game the system, but don't expect me to figure it out any time soon. I just spent an hour watching a how-to show on remodeling your home because I was too tired to change the channel.
John Frieda has given away hair care for brunettes and red heads in the past, but now blonds can get in on the action with some free Sheer Blonde hair care.
I can never tell what color my hair is. Is it brown or black? Then I start to wonder if I see colors like everybody else. What if my version of green is really purple to others? Heck, what else does my body interpret incorrectly?! Five hours later, I'm usually curled up in a fetal position and muttering to myself.
Looks like I'm talking about my hair a bunch today. This free John Frieda Frizz-Ease shampoo & serum is definitely not for me as my hair is the furthest from frizzy possible. Like ironed straight. Well, I actually don't have hair now since it's hot out. I had it buzzed a few weeks ago. Wait, who cares? I bet nobody is even still reading at this point.
32 comments on “Free John Frieda Hair Products”
Got it and yes I read everything. LOL
got it. thanks goob.
Your comments always make me smile. Thank You!!
I’m not sure what to expect, it said receive a sample and a coupon, I completed the ‘survey’ and a coupon popped up. I guess we’ll see!
Thanks Goob, I signed up and used my dogs name in honor of your story….if she starts getting credit card offers I’ll know where they got her name!
Lol i was sitting in English at early college and my friend yells across the room THEY HAVE OSCAR DELURENTA AND JOHN FRIEDA ON HEY IT’S FREE!!! I went OMG and practically threw my computer trying to get it out of the case before it went dead….. Imma spaz
Hey Goob..Hope your enjoying your Sunday afternoon..thanks for this deal..Your website ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
What a nice surprise. I decided to take a break from working around the house and check email and HIF. Glad I did! 🙂
got it..thanks goob…i love following you on twitter =)
O MY GOODNESS THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! i hope you get better healthwise! I think following you on twitter was the best thing i ever did! thank you!!
so Goob, do you get a free item from each company? if so, that is a big wow factor. thanks for all you do for us, glad your treatment is completed, hope your health improves, and you have happy days! you crack me up with your little descriptions. come to tempe az and do some stand up at the improv!
Hey I would love to try this product! Big fan of John Frieda 🙂 heard about you from seventeen mag and am now a follower
Oh well, glad I got enough sample packets of shampoo to last me through 9 hurricane seasons.
Hey Goob! I was reading through the September issue of Seventeen (i subscribe) and you got mentioned again!!! Good job(:
My daughter is a freebie freak and loves to try new things for her hair.
Love this sample! Told all my friends. Go Blonder actually works for real…it lightens your hair even if its dyed. So good!
Oh my gosh.. I ALWAYS think about “what if when I see red someone else sees blue?” etc etc etc. I’m so glad I’m not the only one 🙂
Thanks Goob for this freebie..Your Site Rocks
Awesome freebie, thanks Goob!!
Just a ‘lil FYI:
There is no such thing as “black” hair. It is actually very dark brown and may seem black
but, NO!! This is why when ppl dye their hair black it always looks so phoney
(unless they have a dark complexion). The dye manufacturers can’t make the brown dye dark enough so they make it black!!
I thought this was so interesting when I learned it in Cosmo school but, when you think about it…it makes sense!!
Thanks Goob! You’re the best!
i just wanted to thank you for making me lol. 🙂
Goob you should use this stuff on your neighbor’s yard..if it does grow roots then maybe the trees you stole would be replaced.
That’s funny, Goob. Crabgrass really is “crap” grass. Thanks for the freebie and so sorry to hear about your kitty.
if you think blue frizzy hair is bad, you should try green! (my new spring color~ oh la la~). blue and purple were SO last winter.
I cant find purple either…Hmm.. they need to update their hair color list 🙂
Thanks! I love your blog!
I also remembered the freebie … luckily they didn’t remember me (I hate it when that happens so I can’t get the freebie). Didn’t make a difference in my hair, of course that may be because it is tucked in my suitcase in case I need to make a quick trip to a friend’s or relative’s. Does it say we have to actually use it for it to make a difference?
Brunette now, blonde in a former life!
Goob you have no idea how much I look foward to seeing what you have to say next!! 🙂 You make my day mister!!!!
I totally signed up for this without realizing that its a brunette product and I’m platinum blonde! Oh well, I guess it does come with the territory.
Gawd that would be annoying! Thank goodness you know what you are doing and have that spam catcher!
Thank you! It seriously isn’t that hard of a concept to grasp.
And I’ll say this, if it wasn’t for the spam catcher I have in place, these damn comment spam programs would be driving me up a wall. I get quite a few every hour and it would be annoying to have to go through and pick them out one by one. If that was the case, I seriously would consider shutting off the comments.
But thankfully that’s not the case 🙂
Come on people, you are stressing out THE GOOB!!! This isnt that complicated to figure out.