EDIT: This is no longer available.
If you call this free number (1-866-565-2229 – it's totally automated, so you don't even have to talk to people!) then you can get a free Johnson & Johnson Parents Pack. They say the pack comes with 2 free $5 coupons for baby products, a sample bottle of Johnson's baby wash, and other couples and samples. Sounds like a good deal, but I think when I finally become a parent, I'd like it if my free helpful parent pack came with a full-time babysitter.
[via the forums]