EDIT: This is no longer available.
After reading everything I'll get via this free Kotex sample offer, I've come to one conclusion: I'm going to make a horrible husband. My future wife is going to need me to go buy her some feminine products one day and I promise you I'm going to mess it up. Thank goodness I'm not easily embarrassed or there would be no hope for me. Seriously, look at what all this freebie entails.
Kotex® Ultra Thin Pad with Wings
Kotex® Lightdays® Pantiliner (individually wrapped)
Two Kotex® Security® Tampons
What? I'd have an easier time trying to decipher the Rosetta Stone than I would successfully shopping for my significant other. I better hope she really likes my dimples or I'm screwed.