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After reading everything I'll get via this free Kotex sample offer, I've come to one conclusion: I'm going to make a horrible husband. My future wife is going to need me to go buy her some feminine products one day and I promise you I'm going to mess it up. Thank goodness I'm not easily embarrassed or there would be no hope for me. Seriously, look at what all this freebie entails.
Kotex® Ultra Thin Pad with Wings
Kotex® Lightdays® Pantiliner (individually wrapped)
Two Kotex® Security® Tampons
What? I'd have an easier time trying to decipher the Rosetta Stone than I would successfully shopping for my significant other. I better hope she really likes my dimples or I'm screwed.
Kelley says
October 14, 2008 at 02:19 pmGoob, I don’t think you need to worry about your future wife and buying her feminine products…she is going to give you a very explicit list. NEVER deviate from the list and you’ll be good to go 🙂 Just a tip from a wife who has a husband who reads the list and shops from the list!
Adam says
October 14, 2008 at 06:00 pmI have to agree with Kelley. Whenever the wife has me grab a box or something or another? Its an explicit instruction and color of box and type. And they’ll show you the box in advance too… There’ll be no messing up, or you don’t return home…
Bellesouth says
October 14, 2008 at 05:19 pmI got the kotex samples a couple of weeks ago. They really do come in a gift box! It’s kind of nice. It made my mysterious lady-parts feel like Queen For A Day.
Amanda says
October 14, 2008 at 09:27 pmGoob, I LOVE dimples, and I would never ask you to buy me feminine products… as long as you used your freebie smarts to supply me with a closet full of free t-sirts. (free t-shirts are awesome) =)
Stephanie says
October 15, 2008 at 09:16 amJust stock up on the freebies and you won’t have to worry about going to buy any!
tina says
December 2, 2008 at 09:15 pmgot 2 tampons & 2 pads/liners…………. nice & in a cute little box