My Internet has been beyond messed up for over a week now and I finally snapped this morning. What started off as a peaceful day suddenly transformed into a rage fest as office supplies and potted plants were launched throughout my living room. I'm fairly certain I even began cursing in a language I don't speak. It kinda sounded like Farsi. Or maybe it was Klingon, who knows.
Oh right, the freebie. It's some Kotex product. What exactly? Who knows. It'd be awesome if I could stay connected to the Internet for longer than 8 seconds and do a little more research.