You can get a free Krispy Kreme cookie doughtnut TODAY ONLY (4/11). You get to choose between Oreo, Nutter Butter, or Chips Ahoy flavor. Incidentally, those are the three main food groups in the Goob Food Pyramid. I guess it's more a triangle with cookies more than a food pyramid, but hey, I'm still alive at 35 so I must be doing something right!
A full list of participating locations can be found at the link above.