It's nice to see these free Lacoste fragrances never expire. They're the Twinkies of freebies. No matter what, I know I can always come back for more and more and more with absolutely zero negative consequences. I can spray myself with all the Lacoste freebies or eat all the Twinkies I want and everything will be a-okay.
Ah, ah, ah. Ignorance is bliss. Do not ruin my bliss.